Krazy-Eyez Killah, aka Ulysses

Look at this guy. He seems so innocent, so nice, like the kind of guy you'd want to play fetch with. Yet he holds a dark secret- he EATS SQUIRRELS! Well, he tries to eat squirrels. Today was a close call- he actually got his mouth on one. I was screaming and threw everything in my hands down and ran around like a mad woman. I saw the squirrel jump and make a beep sound at which point I ran in the house and woke up Justin. When we went back out there was no blood, no dead squirrel and a really worn out dog. Still it was close.

Be warned...